Welcome to the future, past readers, though by the time your future self realizes you are in the future you will be obliged to consider yourself in the present. The new semester has begun at Providence, and you are now in the now, both physically and mentally (if you stay up to date with The Beggar Blade, that is). If not, the scope of your mind will consist of old news (“olds”), and few appreciate individuals who insist on living in the past.
Hold on to your bootstraps and fetch your parrot, this ship is sailing and you’ll want to be aboard. Beginning January 21, the Beggar Blade will publish a weekly new edition every Friday. Spread the word!